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60 pts to Lightly Buttered

Rewards

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  • Bonus: AI Voice Agent Demo Call

    Hear an AI voice agent answer, qualify and book a lead by letting it call your phone. You choose the time, and it only calls the number you give us, with your OK.

    Unlocks at 60 Butter Points.

    Earn 60 more points Claimed. We will be in touch!
  • Bonus: Google Business Profile Checkup

    We review your Google Business Profile and point out the fixes that matter most for showing up in local search.

    Unlocks at 150 Butter Points.

    Earn 150 more points Claimed. We will be in touch!
  • Bonus: Follow-Up Teardown

    A one-on-one session that maps how your business answers and follows up with new leads today, step by step, and marks the three biggest gaps.

    Unlocks at 300 Butter Points.

    Earn 300 more points Claimed. We will be in touch!

Badges

  • First Pat Found your first hidden golden butter pat. Locked
  • Number Churner Finished your first free calculator. Locked
  • Audit Ace Ran a free Butter Score website audit. Locked
  • Reel Butter Pressed play on a Buttered video. Locked
  • Pat Collector Found 5 golden butter pats hidden around the site. Locked
  • Well Spread Explored 5 different pages of the site. Locked
  • Midnight Snack Browsing after 10 p.m. Ambition never sleeps. Locked
  • Secret badge Some things are better discovered. Locked
  • Speed Spreader Finished a free tool in under 60 seconds. Locked
  • Fully Buttered Reached the top level. Legend status. Locked
  • Golden Crust Audited a website that scored 90 or higher. Locked
  • Speed Demon Audited a website with a 90+ Google mobile speed score. Locked
  • AI Darling Audited a website that AI search crawlers can reach, with complete business schema. Locked

How to earn

  • Stop by (welcome bonus) +10 Butter Points
  • Explore a new page +5 Butter Points
  • Read deep into a page (halfway and near the end) +3 Butter Points
  • Find a hidden golden butter pat +30 Butter Points
  • Try a free calculator or quiz +10 Butter Points
  • Finish a calculator +50 Butter Points
  • Finish a quiz +60 Butter Points
  • Watch a video +20 Butter Points
  • Run your free website audit +100 Butter Points
  • Claim a reward or request your game plan +150 Butter Points
  • Discover a secret (psst: try typing something tasty) +25 Butter Points
Free ยท 2 quick steps +150 Butter Points

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